You Can’t Fight Evil in High Heels


While I was looking for a picture for the XBox post below I saw the latest reincarnation of Techmo's Dead or Alive fighting game series, I think they're up to version 920 or something.

Screenshot of Leifang showing her wearing heels.

I know anime computer games don't exactly adhere to any laws of physics, but how can you fight people when you're wearing high heels? Most people have enough difficulty just walking in them! :D. Not that I would know personally…

Reminds me of what my sister used to say about PS Sailor Moon: "you can't fight evil in high heels!"

Key visual of Hino Rei from Sailor Moon showing her red heels.

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