Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam. For all the spam he has picked apart, visit the spam category… sounds like a Monty Python routine.

Got this message from eBay a few days ago:

Your registered name is included to show this message originated from eBay.

Come on peoples, I'm in Australia right now (aka: Southern Hemisphere) where it is the dead of winter! And it wouldn't take much effort to see that I'm registered with eBay Australia!

Not that I can stop this torrent of "official" spam from eBay, I've visited ebay.com.au and "unreigistered" four times already without any success. Cheapskates.