Windows Spam


Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam.

Announcing NEW icCleanup & Performance Suite!
Complete and powerful PC Care! Clean, Protect, Optimize and Repair your PC!

COMPLETE AND POWERFUL PC CARE! Now you can reclaim your misbehaving or sluggish PC and fix it up like a pro! icCleanup puts a suite of incredibly easy-to-use tools and one-click solutions at your fingertips! Keep your PC running clean, lean, and trouble free!

With icCleanup, you can boost your PC’s speed by cleaning up thousands of leftover, hidden, or useless files left by old applications!

You can secure your privacy by locking down your PC! Create passwords to protect your private files, prevent others from opening sensitive applications, and more!

First Thing
I don't use Windows! I don't need your useless spyware-filled crap.

Second Thing
And even if I DID use Windows (and that's a very big if now) why would I trust a security suite being promoted through unauthorised and unsolicited bulk mail?

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