Who Will Captail The Adelaide Crows on Sunday?

WHO CARES? Am I the only Aussie who honesty doesn't give a damn about AFL? I believe so. Why do I not give a damn about AFL?

  • Its primitive – grab balls, run, kick… must have a pretty high IQ for that
  • Why do I want to watch jocks in tiny little shorts groping each other?
  • It came from Victoria!

Enough said.