Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam.
OBTAIN A PROSPEROUS FUTURE, MONEY-EARNING POWER,
AND THE PRESTIGE THAT COMES WITH HAVING THE CAREER POSITION YOU’VE
ALWAYS DREAMED OF. DIPLOMA FROM
UNVERSITIES BASED ON YOUR PRESENT KNOWLEDGE AND PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE.
If you qualify, no required tests, classes, books or examinations.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week including Sundays and Holidays
An advertisement for a university that is:
- Delivered through unwanted junk mail
- Makes no reference to the “university” in question
- Makes no reference to where the “university” is
- Contains a spelling mistake
- Assures confidentiality when confidentiality has been breached to bring this message to me
- CAPITAL LETTERS DO NOT LOOK SMART
Professionalism? Guess these guys didn't go to university… or primary school.