University Spam

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Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam.

University Degree

OBTAIN A PROSPEROUS FUTURE, MONEY-EARNING POWER,
AND THE PRESTIGE THAT COMES WITH HAVING THE CAREER POSITION YOU’VE
ALWAYS DREAMED OF. DIPLOMA FROM
PRESTIGIOUS NON-ACCREDITED
UNVERSITIES BASED ON YOUR PRESENT KNOWLEDGE AND PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE.
If you qualify, no required tests, classes, books or examinations.

Confidentiality Assured

1-334-xxx-xxxx
24 hours a day, 7 days a week including Sundays and Holidays

An advertisement for a university that is:

  • Delivered through unwanted junk mail
  • Makes no reference to the “university” in question
  • Makes no reference to where the “university” is
  • Contains a spelling mistake
  • Assures confidentiality when confidentiality has been breached to bring this message to me
  • CAPITAL LETTERS DO NOT LOOK SMART

Professionalism? Guess these guys didn't go to university… or primary school.

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