You can’t live with ‘em…
and you can’t kill ‘em!
1: With the turn of this key I can kill 2 million of your people INSTANTLY
2: What key?
1: Ah crap.
- Good Guy
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Author bio and support
Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.