Chrysler, Toyota, Dodge, acceleration, lists

Thoughts

The Lexus ES350

I had a thought this afternoon. Should Chrysler sell Toyota the Dodge brand name, given people will be trying to when they see a Toyota uncontrollably accelerating towards them?

Well that joke sounded wittier in my head. Wait wait, I can make it better! Suppose if its a technical problem, perhaps Toyota could ask Chuck Peddle to help them! Get it? Chuck… PEDDLE? HA!

When I was a kid I dreamed of being a stand up comedian. For the sake of audiences around the world, it's probably a good thing that never happened.

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