Tom Gauld’s science headline generator


Tom Gauld is a rather excellent cartoonist for New Scientist. His most recent work lets us write an intriguing science headline, and with bonus points for invoking Betteridge’s Law of Headlines!.

Let’s Write an Intruiging Science Headline! Could (Avocados, Solar Wind, Tik-Tok, Helium, Elon Musk, or Snails) be (Improving, Harming, or Altering) your (Memory, Dog, Pancreas, Sleep, Sourdough, Pension)

Avocados are improving my pancreas, by Elon Musk is clearly altering all our sourdough. Damned Tik-Tok.

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