The Great Money Caper
Marge: Why are you frosting that old throw pillow?
Homer: I… could ask you the very same question!
Author bio
Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.