I’ve developed a tolerance for marketing speak, but this email I got during leave was entirely new to me:

Talk to me Goose… about your $AWARD nomonation

Goose?

We hear you Maverick. You asked, we listened. We extended the nomination deadline for $AWARD until February 8. Submit your nomination now and recognize the rising IT leaders driving digital innovation in your organization.

I’m flattered they recognised my Maverick™ rugged individuality that breaks through barriers and disrupts synergistic paradigms to leverage digital transformation. How that makes me a goose puzzles me though.

Anyone know what that’s about? (inb4 Untitled Geese).