Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam.

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Sorry mates, but I find it hard to believe that my account, as well the 9 other accounts (the fact that you CC:'d the same message to 9 completely different gmail addresses) have the exact same problem.

Back to the drawing board I'm afraid.