Someone Stole My Salsa!
So I was just about to have some corn chips and salsa as a nice mid-afternoon snack, when lo and behold:
SOMEONE STOLE MY SALSA!
If you stole it, you can return it to the kitchen counter and I won't prosecute you.
Author bio
Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.