Some café quotes from this morning


Have some things I’ve heard in the last five minutes, as I sit here beveraging this coffee. I’m making beverage a verb, try and stop me.

  • I don’t have cash, I’m a millenial!
  • Not the lanky one, the odd one.
  • … it’s the same drink except for all that stuff.
  • Don’t you have anything carbonated?

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