Software Purchase Spam

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Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam. For all the spam he has picked apart, visit the spam category… sounds like a Monty Python routine.

Special Offer!

Adobe Video Collection
Adobe Premierer 1.5 Professional
Adobe After Effects 6.5 Professional
Adobe Audition 1.5
Adobe Encore DVD 1.5
$149.95

Microsoft 2 in 1
MS Windows XP Pro
MS Office 2003 Pro
$99.95

Microsoft + Adobe 3 in 1
MS Windows XP Prom
MS Office 2003 Pro
Adobe Acrobat 7.0 Professional

I was unaware of the existence of Adobe "Premierer" or Windows XP "Prom"… believe me my prom/formal was bad enough, don't remind me!

If you want to be taken seriously, for Pete's sake do a spell check! We're not talking rocket science!

Afterthought: I was going to also say something cynical about how Windows and Office are being offered for $99.95 when FreeBSD + OpenOffice is $0.00 but I'll let it slide for now ;).

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