Smokers Are Selfish Pricks

Thoughts

If I get one more lungfull of exhaled cigarette smoke from another ignorant, stupid, selfish, "too cool for school" person I will not be held responsible for my actions.

Get it into your fat heads, you're not cool, you don't look smart; wise up, or get out of my face.

And don't get me started on the filth of discarded cigarette butts which you seem unable to extinguish except if they come in contact with the soles of you shoes. Hey, here's an idea for you smart people, why don't you put them out on your face; then you can see what your body tissue looks like on the inside.

And Ruben ends his rant here!

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