Rubenerd

Below are a list of names from spam email over the last week, and the first association that came to me.

• Silas Gamble: I hope they didn’t lose much.
• Nila Martin: I wonder if they’re also short.
• Terrell Cain: You’ve done it again.
• Vicente Paul: And he’ll make you pay for it!
• Claudine Russell: Floral teapots.
• Violet Russo: A pilot who thinks women aren’t developers.
• Elmer Watson: A clumsy hunter in a Harry Potter film.
• Earl Foster: Classy name can’t save bad beer.
• Maude Guzman: And then there’s Guzman.
• Ryan Smith: Saving someone going to Washington.
• Mr Business School: He must be huge.
• Clement Carney: Pope on a ferris wheel.
• Sue Nunez: Why, what did Nunez do?
• Dean Collins: Su-Su-Ssudio!