It’s Friday, which means its time to reach into the mailbag for some fan messages!

Hi,

I am not. Who’s been spreading such slander?

I just wanted to check if you could be interested to sell your product or promote worldwide. If yes please let me know below parameters so that I can get you potential clients and customer from there company.

Let you know below the parameters, or the below parameters? As an aside, isn’t English a frustrating language?

If you interested please provide below information so that I can take it further.

Take it further? You mean, like Pluto?

Target Industry: [Rock salt mining]
Target Location: [I dunno, Charon?]
Target Titles: [Mr Starman]

Waiting for your positive response.

And I’m waiting for a clean Inbox.