Today’s spam! Emphasis, much like the seasoning in the food I cooked last night, is added:

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And yet I’m still slightly sceptical. Fortunately, here’s someone else:

My team and I are doing some research on data, and are looking for reputable sites with whom we can collaborate. We noticed that your site and $SPAMCOMPANY could share some synergy and thus expand both of our audiences.

I love me some shared synergy, but what if I wanted to be a disruptive synergised paradigm?