Ruben Has A Girlfriend
She says its so refreshing to find a guy who doesn't like clubbing and who doesn't have to talk about sport every second… and tech knowledge is sexy!
April fools!
Author bio
Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.