Clara and I are watching a lot of current series this time around. I have no idea what a Re:Zero is though, but it seems its Rem character has usurped Hestia as the preferred waifu of the masses. I will admit, she’s very cute.

Re:Zero sounds like a forensic drive wiping tool, and Rem is a comment field describing its operation. In the mean old DOS days, we would have done this:

@ECHO OFF

REM This file securely wipes files from your computer
REM by giving it a blue bob cut

CLS

CHOICE.EXE /C:137 CHOICE /M How many write-over operations?
IF ERRORLEVEL 7 GOTO seven

:seven
ECHO "You're starting to overthink this"