Rainer Schade’s open source juice

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Rainer Schade's Patented Ultimate Juice

What do you do a whole fridge of fruit when you only have a day to eat it all? You make Rainer Schade's Ultimate Juice (patent pending). As with all enlightened individuals, my father has agreed to release the source code:

  • one Banana
  • two fuji apples
  • one large kiwifruit
  • quarter papaya
  • one carrot

I suggested adding Red Bull to it, but he refused. Maybe I might have to fork from the main project.

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Ruben Schade is a technical writer and IaaS engineer in Sydney, Australia who refers to himself in the third person in bios. Wait, not BIOS… my brain should be EFI by now.

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