Given journalists' overbearing penchant for bad puns, I've decided to start collecting them. It was time.

How golf entrepreneur landed in the rough
Francess McDonnell, Irish Times, 2012.01.10

There have always been people in the North who have quietly thought that Treacy was a little mad to sink that kind of money into a purpose-built golf resort in the rain-drenched county of Fermanagh.

Haven't read another on par with that.