Given journalists' overbearing penchant for bad puns, I've decided to start collecting them. It was time.

Cider house rules as drinkers tap into the apple ale
Alexandra Smith, Sydney Morning Herald, 2012.01.10

While beer consumption per capita is at 60-year lows nationally, the latest figures from Nielsen reveal that cider sales increased by almost 35 per cent in the past year.

Bonus points awarded for two puns in cider one headline. A glass act.