Once upon a time there was a guy who wasn't terribly exciting or witty, so when something as silly as a nice round even number appeared as his blog post count, he had to tell everyone. In his best Austin Powers voice: post #2700 bay-bee!
Before you complain, at least this post had more substance than my previous post from this evening. Which makes no sense, because that post was chronicling the end of the world; if anything it should have had more detail. I'm going to bed.