Performance management Friday Fanmail

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Friday Fanmail time! Each and every Friday, except when I either forget or couldn’t be bothered, I post a piece of fanmail sent to me regarding this blog, so that we may all pay witness to their majestic words.

Today’s came from what I can only assume to be a thoroughly legitimate enterprise, based on their professional wordart skills, JPEG artifacting, and aspect ratio.

PERFORMANCE MANAGEMENT!

I’m convinced. But can I attend?

Who Should Attend
CEO’s
General Managers
Managers
Supervisors
Human Resources
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© [REDACTED] 2011

I suppose I’m one of those, but it looks like I’m receiving this message seven years too late! Noooo!

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