Truth in advertising hits Twitter

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I rarely go to the landing page for Twitter, but if you’re not logged in you get this background image. It’s quite literally tattered remains of text; like a band poster that’s been torn off the wall of a city street for being illegally placed.

Picture from Twitter's login page showing inverted text torn up among splatterings of colour.

The effect is interesting, but did anyone on Twitter’s marketing team stop to think about what it represents? Is this what they want people to equate tweets to?

I might start my own line of step ladders, with a motif of an upstanding gentleman no longer being able to.

By the way, are we following each other yet on Mastodon?


WWR: Singer Songwriter Heaven

Media

I was going to sit on this until the next Music Monday, but it couldn’t wait.

Play Singer Songwriter Heaven

I heard this on the Whole Wheat Radio stream this morning. It’s such a fun, jovial song, delivered with a wink and a smile. But it still choked me up towards the end, imagining my mum at one of those cloud nine cafés with her autoharp and lute. She’s in good company with all those others taken during their prime. Of course they have to be here, heaven needs new music too.

His music is on Bandcamp, along with the live album he released with Julie Beaver. It’s being added to the list.


Necessity versus rarity in online auctions

Hardware

I’ve had saved eBay search for seven years for a specific piece of vintage computer gear. It’d almost become a joke at that stage, yet I kept it around on the remote chance that someone, someday, would be wanting to part with it and willing to sell it to me.

eBay alerts me almost every day with emails, and they’re usually either garbage, or the price isn’t right. So I delete them from my inbox and move on. It’s become a morning routine alongside reading RSS feeds.

So imagine my surprise when I saw an email for this specific item I’ve been waiting for since 2014! I almost deleted it on a reflex before realising the gravity of the subject line. I felt like one of those policeman on Forensic Files who got a hit in CODIS after running a latent print throughout his career. What were the chances that this automated system, churning away for all those years, would finally return something!?

Turns out, we can calculate that. Assuming roughly seven years, that’s one day out of 2,555. That’s about a 0.04% chance! That’s flawed in so many ways, but it does quantitatively communicate just how flabbergasted I was at finding this thing.

But then reality set in. It commanded a high price, as one would expect for a rare item. But then infinitely worse, it was still a price I could just afford.

I wouldn’t in my wildest dreams spend that much money on any other device like that, or even half that, or a quarter. My discretionary budget envelope for February had already been spent on other Commodore computer gear. I don’t put things on credit that I haven’t budgeted for and have the cash to cover (I only use them for points), so I’d imagine the buyers remorse I’d feel for tapping into savings to buy this thing would be swift and harsh.

There’s no rational, logical reason to get this thing. But then the mental bargaining begins: will I have to wait another seven years before I see this again? Will I be kicking myself that I let it go? Won’t Murphy’s Law ensure that a cheaper version will appear as soon as I buy this one? Or… who cares, these have been difficult months, and it’s my birthday soon, I deserve it! Right? R-right?

Envelope budgeting is the strongest method I’ve found to resisting temptation; another is to think specifically of opportunity costs. If I didn’t get this thing, I could have all these other experiences and extra vintage computer stuff. Because if I did get this expensive, silly thing, I’d be living in self-imposed austerity for the next month. And I’ll bet I’d come to resent it.

It’s all self-indulgent nonsense. But then, that’s what hobbies are, right?


The Internet interprets censorship as damage?

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I’m shamelessly and deliberately invoking Betteridge’s Law of Headlines here, which states that any heading asking a yes/no question can be answered emphatically and unambiguously with the latter. Does it conform with the law if the author confesses to it though, rather than being coy? I can sense another silly post soon.

Here’s another question: have you ever read the phrase “the Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it?”. Variations have circulated the intertubes since the 1990s, but the quote was first attributed to John Gillmore in a pivotal 1993 issue of Time. If his name sounds familiar, he was one of the founders of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the American advocacy and education organisation nominally focused on the United States, but has global impact.

Fellow EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow echoed these sentiments a few years later in 1996, and attached a moral argument in his declaration of the Internet’s independence from government interference. It remains one of the more bold and forward-thinking challenges to bad legislation and regimes, and has been widely quoted.

These ideas built upon Steward Brand’s comments in the 1980s where he said “information wants to be free”, in a paper subtitled “intellectual property and the mythologies of control”. The rest of the quote is often ignored, but it’s used to justify the position that there’s only so much you can do to repress information before it finds its way out. The Streisand Effect is one extreme case where it can even backfire with spectacular and self-defeating results.

All of this is still conventional wisdom among technical people I talk with. It was in my course work at university. It’s stated with derision and glee everywhere from mailing lists to social media whenever a new law is proposed. But outside in the real world, the censorship damage has widened enough that I’m worried even John Gillmor’s reported routing is struggling to bridge the gap… both technically, and in the minds of Internet users.

A generation of people have grown up since those papers were written, many of whom have only known a censored Internet. The majority of these Internet citizens are either unaware they’re living in a sanitised subset of alliteration, or are entirely apathetic. I read the Western press gleefully reporting VPNs and underground peer to peer messaging networks in repressive countries, but barring a few precious exceptions, they’re not nearly as far reaching or ubiquitous as they claim.

Censorship programmes have also widened in scale and scope. More jurisdictions are doing it, including ones we wouldn’t have classed as dictatorships before. Limited legislation proposed in democracies, whether argued for in good faith or not, have succumbed to the feature creep we all warned about. This is the exact opposite to the world these authors wrote about and wished for, and unfortunately there’s every reason to think we’ll continue down this trajectory.

(The Facebook news debacle in Australia is another example. There were a clued-in minority who understood why news suddenly wasn’t appearing in their feeds, but I’d wager most people had no idea. Worse, they may have assumed digital versions of the news simply weren’t available at all, not that Facebook was just blocking it from being posted. People have been so conditioned by social networks to think they’re the only windows into the world. This isn’t the censorship I’m discussing here, but it’s impossible not to draw parallels).

It was a nice idea to think there was something intrinsic to information that meant it couldn’t be repressed, or that packet-switched networks would automatically treat censorship as it would a failed or misconfigured router. But I think the position is idealistic now, and I don’t think it holds up to scrutiny. It’s on us to do the rerouting, whether it be through advocating for legislative changes or technical measures.


Email unsubscribe fail: Trustwave

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We haven’t done an email unsubscribe adventure for a while! It’s been a bit of a feature here since I first got that wall of text from CafePress in 2006, and I even used to have a blog annexe dedicated to it. There are still so many bad practices around extrication of emails from marketing lists, many of which you may or may not have opted into in the first place.

Here was the footer from a Trustwave marketing email:

Change Your Preferences or Unsubscribe

This is how it should be done. There’s a clear, unambiguous unsubscribe link that takes you directly to a page to process your request. It doesn’t require you to log in, or use a euphemism for Unsubscribe to evade email filters.

But then it falls apart. The resulting page says this:

Ware sorry to see you go. Are you sure you want to unsubscribe from all Trustwave marketing emails? You will no longer receive notifications about security topics and services specifically selected for you. Go back and update your email preferences to select the types of communications you get from us.

If you decide to unsubscribe, we’d appreciate your feedback.

Email confirmation:
Email Address: [textbox]

The only acceptable outcome from clicking an unsubscribe link is to be unsubscribed. These are all redundant:

  • Needing confirmation to unsubscribe
  • Needing to type your email address
  • Being told it will take two days to process

Therefore, this is a fail.


Follow me on Mastodon

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I’d love to follow you! Here’s my link: bsd.network/@rubenerd

Mastodon is a federated microblogging platform, like Twitter but you can host it yourself. You can see a river of posts from the platform you’re on, but you can also ping people across networks. Many of my friends at the moment are coming from aus.social, but mastodon.social is also available if you want to give it a try.

The imitable @phessler invited me to try his BSD OS-adjacent Mastodon instance in 2018, but I’m only just getting around to using it properly thanks to the encouragement of @screenbeard.

I was among the first users of Twitter, but I’ve had a love/hate relationship with the platform for the last few years, as evidenced by my need to take breaks from it. I wish I could say my interest in Mastodon was based on technical or philosophical reasons, but I think I need a break from the kinds of stuff that get posted there.

I used Jaiku, Pownce, Soup.io, tent.is, and App.net, so I’m not holding my breath about the longevity of this platform either. But I’d be gloriously happy to be proven wrong!


Gadget-like computers, or computer-like gadgets?

Hardware

A prominant Apple blogger, with whom I otherwise agree on a lot of things, posted this about Palm:

Ed Colligan, as the CEO of Palm, should have known that in 2006, the future of phones was gadget-like computers, not the computer-like gadgets the industry (including Palm) had been making until then.

I tweeted on Monday that I’ve yet to make sense of this. I still haven’t!

Palm devices and iPhones are both computers. They both have memory, operating systems, CPUs, and IO. They’re also both gadgets, in that they’re multifunctional devices people can hold in their hands. What makes one more like a gadget, and one more like a computer, if they’re both?

John-Mark Gurney suggested it might have something to do with application stores, and the turning of computers into appliances. That would be consistent with the idea that an iPhone is gadget-like, though as John points out, Palm devices also had a store.

Palm devices were simpler than desktop computers; they had to be. Their bundled applications had widgets like a traditional computer GUI, but were designed from the start around stylus input (contrast that with Windows CE). The same can be said of the iPhone, only they optimised for fingers with a capacitive display surface and larger controls. Both have far more in common with each other than desktop computers, so I don’t see how one is more “computer-like” or “gadget-like” than the other. They’re both.

Ed Colligan invited comparisons when he ran my beloved Palm into the ground with strong words and little foresight. But this whole computer/gadget dichotomy reads more like Chopra than anything else.


Stores for Commodore 128 components

Hardware

This is part four in my ongoing Commodore 128 Series! The C128 is a fantastic 8-bit computer because it can do so much with its built in mix of hardware, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be extended and introduced into the modern world in weird and wonderful ways. I also love how all of these are maintained by hobbyists from all over the world.

The components I’ve bought from these stores will eventually appear in their own post, along with my adventures installing and testing them. But for now I wanted a place to store this list.

I might add more here as I discover them. Let me know if there’s anywhere else I should know about!


Can’t set Firefox new tabs to use local files

Software

For years I’ve used a simple page of links as my browser homepage. It’s a launcher with everything I need for my day-to-day activities, including online banking, personal projects, tools for work, online radio, forums, and so on. I thought it’d be easy enough to set this for new tabs as well as new windows. It’s not possible anymore, as far as I can tell.

I used to use the browser.newtab.url setting in about:config, which most of the mass producd tutorial sites still say works, and is listed as the chosen solution on Mozilla’s support page. It doesn’t work since Firefox 40.

Mozilla determined it was being used for malware, so it’s no longer possible without the use of a plugin. Mozilla’s support articles reference New Tab Homepage which “is not actively monitored for security by Mozilla”, and New Tab Override. I’m sure there are others. None of them work.

Among the many problems with removing features and delegating them to plugins is they’ll never have the same features. Plugins can’t reference file:// locations for security reasons, so I can’t use my page of links with any of these plugins. This wasn’t a problem when it was a core feature. None of the online tutorial sites, or Mozilla support articles, mention this limitation.

For comparison, Safari let’s you set this with a simple dropdown, in a native preferences pane.

Screenshot showing dropdown for 'New Tabs Open With'.

It reminds me of that old adage that people only use 10% of a program’s features, but everyone’s 10% is different. Mozilla’s software has been chipping away at my 10% for a while now, which sucks.


Commodore 128’s 80 column mode in VICE

Software

For those in a hurry: type F9, then x when x128 starts to activate its 80-column mode. Does this count as part three in my Commodore 128 series? Let’s say so!

Screenshot showing x128 with the Commodore 128 easter egg in 80-column mode from the emulated VDC.

VICE is an excellent and well-maintained 8-bit Commodore emulator. It’s how I learned how to use Commodore computers before taking the plunge into real hardware, and I still use it to write BASIC code and test downloaded software. It can emulate Commodore disk drives, datasettes, Geo-RAM expansion cartridges, and that famous catch-all of much more!

The x128 executable starts an emulated Commodore 128, with separate windows for the 40 column VIC-II output, and 80-column for the VDC. I wanted to use the 80-column mode, but couldn’t figure out how to activate it given my MacBook Pro doesn’t exactly have a 40-80 column toggle switch like my real hardware does! Pressing F9 then x gave me a blinking cursor on the 80-column output.

I intend to write a longer post specifically about its C128 features, and maybe delve a bit into the TED side of the fence too with the Plus/4.