Casino Spam

Internet

Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam. For all the spam he has picked apart, visit the spam category… sounds like a Monty Python routine.

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You're assuming a lot here people. First, that I gamble (stuff that), second that I trust my Spam (stuff that), and third that I'm a moron… that's your cue as a reader to say "stuff that".

In any event, I don't gamble and I can't imagine I'd ever start just because I got an unauthorised junk message. And I wonder how much in "fees" or the like you have to part with to get your "Free" $300.00?


Unable To Reach Gmail

Internet

Ah crap.


Rubenerd Show 144: The relaxing Chinese tea room episode (extended)

Show

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13:00 – Jotting show notes on my Blackberry, the Adelaide Metro 229 bus, Chimpanzee tickets, living in Pooraka, great Western food and coffee in Singapore, the 6 Singapore C's, visting the Thea Tea Relaxing Chinese Tea Room in Rundle Mall, and Ruben makes an ass of himself doing the Chinese Tea Rap!

Recorded in Adelaide, Australia. Licence for this track: Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.5. Attribution: Ruben Schade.


Post 200!

Internet

If you hate reading those stupid posts on people's blogs that actually don't talk about anything new but actually refer just to the blog itself, you won't want to read this.

200 Rubenerd Blog Posts!!!!!

Thank you everyone for your readership :).

"Readership?"


Replica Watches Spam

Internet

Spam

Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam. For all the spam he has picked apart, visit the spam category… sounds like a Monty Python routine.

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Why would I want to buy watches from someone who spams me? And why would I waste so much money on REPLICAS?. These are FAKE and they're charging in excess of $230.00? As the dad said on The Castle, "tell 'em they're dreaming!"


Custom Cosplay, If That’s Your Thing

Anime

Ever wanted to cosplay your favourite anime character?

This auction is for a new first class craft-work made by experienced professional tailors,Custom-made,in your own size

Gundam Seed


Awesome Sci Fi uniform! :D

Sailor Venus from Sailor Moon

Um, thanks, but I'm really not into drag at the moment!

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Mac OS X 0x80020025 blank DVD and CD error

Hardware

An Apple DVDR

If you're trying to burn a data DVD or CD in Mac OS X Tiger (or later, see the comments for this post!) and you get the following error when you insert a blank disc:

0x8002002

… the Finder might be having a caching issue and forgetting a drive is attached, according to FrozenNorth. Fortunately there is an easy enough solution: eject the offending disc, Force Quit the Finder then try again.

For those who don't know how:

  • Click the Apple Menu in to top left hand corner
  • Click Force Quit…
  • Choose Finder" from the list, then click Restart
  • Eject the blank disc, then reinsert and try burning again.

Alternatively you can do it from the Terminal:

$ killall Finder

Surprisngly enough, this is the #1 result for doing searches on this topic in Google, for some reason. That surprises me no end, though perhaps its a sign this issue isn't very widespread. Unfortunately, that also means it may be sticking around for a while. Here's hoping it's fixed in the next release of OS X.

In the meantime, hope this was useful!


Duck

Thoughts

Duck is the common name for a number of species in the Anatidae family of birds. The ducks are divided between several subfamilies listed in full in the Anatidae article. Ducks are mostly aquatic birds, mostly smaller than their relatives the swans and geese, and may be found in both fresh water and sea water.

Most ducks have a wide flat beak adapted for dredging. They exploit a variety of food sources such as grasses, grains and aquatic plants, fish, and insects. Some (the diving ducks) forage deep underwater; the others (the dabbling ducks) feed from the surface of water or on land. To be able to submerge easier, the diving ducks are heavier for size than dabbling ducks, and therefore have more difficulty taking off to fly. A few specialized species (the goosander and the mergansers) are adapted to catch large fish.

The males (drakes) of northern species often have showy plumage, but this is moulted in summer to give a more female-like appearance, the “eclipse” plumage. Many species of ducks are temporarily flightless while moulting; they seek out protected habitat with good food supplies during this period. This moult typically precedes migration.
Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate and arctic Northern Hemisphere, are migratory, but others are not. Some, particularly in Australia where rainfall is patchy and erratic, are nomadic, seeking out the temporary lakes and pools that form after localised heavy rain.

Ducks are sometimes confused with several types of unrelated water birds with similar forms, such as loons or divers, grebes, gallinules, and coots.


UNIX Being Nice

Software

I had no idea as to the existance of this command, but as I was searching through my /usr/bin/ directory trying to see what version of Perl I had, I saw the nice command.

Typing man nice gave:

NAME
nice — execute a utility with an altered scheduling priority

SYNOPSIS
nice [-n increment] utility [argument …]

DESCRIPTION
nice runs utility at an altered scheduling priority. If an increment is
given, it is used; otherwise an increment of 10 is assumed. The super-
user can run utilities with priorities higher than normal by using a neg-
ative increment. The priority can be adjusted over a range of -20 (the
highest) to 20 (the lowest).

Available options:

-n increment
A positive or negative decimal integer used to modify the system
scheduling priority of utility.

DIAGNOSTICS
The nice utility shall exit with one of the following values:

1-125 An error occurred in the nice utility.

126 The utility was found but could not be invoked.

127 The utility could not be found.

Otherwise, the exit status of nice shall be that of utility.

COMPATIBILITY
The historic -increment option has been deprecated but is still supported
in this implementation.

SEE ALSO
csh(1), getpriority(2), setpriority(2), renice(8)

STANDARDS
The nice utility conforms to IEEE Std 1003.2-1992 (“POSIX.2”).

HISTORY
A nice utility appeared in Version 6 AT&T UNIX.

BUGS
nice is built into csh(1) with a slightly different syntax than described
here. The form `nice +10′ nices to positive nice, and `nice -10′ can be
used by the super-user to give a process more of the processor.

As a long time previous DOS/Windows user that moved to Mac and BSD back in 2002, I guess its like assigning priority in the Task Manager in NT/2000/XP/2003?

Who cares, I can say UNIX is being nice :)


Coolio Lyrics

Media

Coolio is awesome, he's music is like some sort of good rap!

"See You When You Get There" (1997) actually has some pretty deep lyrics… especially for a rap song!

Verse 3 Lyrics:

The realest homies that youve been knowing for the longest
But some aint missing a good thing until its gone
Could have built an empire if not for the jealousy that divides us
We prefer to keep our eyes shut to describe when
Its something wrong and we desire
So hold your head up high if your poor and righteous
I know time seems right
And the problems seem endless
But at times of despair we gotta pull ourselves together
And if you fell youre out the game then you need to get back in it
Coz nothing worse than a quitter
You gotta face responsibility one day, my brother
So gather up your pity and turn it to ambition
And put your vehicle and drive and stop by my side