Sign the NoOOXML petition!

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If you haven't signed the No Open Office XML Petition yet, hurry over and do it right now. Microsoft's efforts to ratify their file formats as a standard must be stopped not just because there's already an Open Document format standard, but because their implementation is flawed and broken and adopting it will cause all kinds of problems and the eventual destruction of the world as we know it.

For the reasons why and to sign the partition go to http://www.noooxml.org/petition.

Ruben Schade, Singapore, 54 seconds ago
Comments: This newly proposed “standard” being pushed (and bribed) by Microsoft is a genuine threat to interoperability and must be dismissed. Microsoft, a convicted monopolist in multiple jurisdictions must NOT be allowed under any circumstances to push through these file formats.


Happy 40th birthday Frank!

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Frank Edward Nora of The Overnightscape and ons on Twitter turns 40 today, and I wanted to write something here that would do this monuments occasion justice.

In the midst of considering how I would somehow use lasers to etch a greeting onto an obscure astronomical formation that he would be able to see on the other side of the planet, a cool person referred me on Twitter to a randomised font generator page!

Franks Birthday Wishes!

Many a happy return Frank, you haven't aged a day ^_^

The lord of Obliviana wants to amuse you


Amazon MP3 doesn’t work outside the US

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Haruhi Suzumiya is pissed off, and so am I

It was another one of those "I knew it wouldn't work but I was hoping it would" kind of situations. Amazon has released a MP3 download service that has no Digital Restrictions Management (DRM) tacked on and unlike all the other so called "iTunes killers" it is a pleasure to use.

Amazon doesnt care about the rest of the world

And surprise surprise you need an American postal address before you can finish the transaction! Yay!

Seriously can music companies really be angry over illegal downloads if they don't care about their customers overseas? The local Singaporean music association has their painfully embarrassing "Be HIP" campaign which does nothing to create new methods of distribution which clearly people want and would use, then blames us. Pure genius.

HIP


Running Lava Lamp and SpinRite at 0300

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Running SpinRite at 0300hrs

Some people like to party in to the early hours of Tuesday morning… I run SpinRite on dying hard disk drives for friends! Actually I've had this Finepix S9600 for a few months now and haven't had much time to play around with it's stunning low light capabilities, so here are the results.

Bare in mind it was 0300 so my arm wasn't that steady for taking longer exposures, but you get the idea. Some of them took well over two seconds which makes for some interesting small ghosting effects on the moving images on the screens.

And now I really am off to bed. Sheesh, 0300 on a weekday, what am I thinking?

Running SpinRite at 0300hrs Running SpinRite at 0300hrs

Running SpinRite at 0300hrs Running SpinRite at 0300hrs

And finally some photos out my window of Balmoral, Singapore. Seems like there are still plenty of people burning the midnight oil!

Out my bedroom window at 0300

Out my bedroom window at 0300 Out my bedroom window at 0300


Nokia e61i screenshot of iPhone site

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Screenshot from my Nokia e61i

Is that irony or is that irony? :-)


Why I probably couldn’t own an iPhone

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You mean I just bricked this thing?!

If you haven't been following the latest Apple controversy surrounding the update to the iPhone, essentially a bunch of users have been hacking their devices to allow them to be used on other mobile phone networks and if said users updated their phones to the latest 1.1.1 version of the software provided by Apple it caused all sorts of havoc. It's been a pretty hot button issue because it raises several questions:

  • As the owner of an iPhone, should I be able to do with it as I choose?
  • Should I be able to use other carriers?
  • Seeing as unlocking phones is not illegal under the US’s DMCA laws, is Apple pulling a swifty doing this?

And herein is why I could probably never bring myself to own an iPhone, at least in the context of American or European use. As a user increasingly of open source and open standards based software because I'm paranoid about future-proofing myself, I see what Apple are doing to this device and it really rubs me the wrong way.

I know Apple are under contract obligation with AT&T in the United States and other mobile phone companies in Europe, but to me they brought it upon themselves. What I want to know is why did Apple feel compelled to launch this device with only one company in each market. I dismiss all the arguments about the extra functionality needed to get Visual Voicemail working and so forth as pure BS, and I know they get a cut from each iPhone contract that is signed with respective phone carriers, but it still doesn't explain why that would mean they have to limit themselves.

Say what?

To me they are seriously damaging not only their reputation but also any prospects for stellar future sales by doing all this nonsense. Nokia have even started an advertising campaign leveraging on the iPhone's ridiculous terms of use and closed nature by saying they're open.

As a consumer and an owner of mobile phones since I was in primary school, the concept of phone locking also really irks me because I've never had to put up with it before. I've had half a dozen phones with Singapore Telecom, Maxis in Malaysia and Vodaphone in Australia and none of those handsets prevented me from using other SIM cards in them when I went overseas or even locally. To me locking a phone reeks of pure greed, arrogance and lack of respect for customers.

It will be interesting to see how all this negative publicity affects the iPhone not only in the markets where it's currently available but here in Asia where the closest we can get to one are the videos on Apple's website. Will people think twice now before buying one? Will it be as successful in future markets?

Asia is the world's largest mobile phone market and people here get new ones almost every other month. Phones here are like disposable fashion accessories, or at least in Singapore, South Korea and Japan. If you piss off people here with ridiculous prices or vendor lock-in, it won't be long before a mountain of second hand iPhones flood local eBays and garage sales as people move on to the next thing.

Don't get me wrong I think the iPhone itself is a beautiful device and I can't wait to get in iPod Touch soon for that very reason, I just wish stupid politics wouldn't get involved. It's a crying shame.

EDIT: Screenshot of the iPhone site from my Nokia e61i. Irony anyone?


Rubenerd Show 228: The Ruben is a cranky geek episode

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Rubenerd Show 228

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54:46New iPods introduced – What Elke thinks of the new Nano, what I think of the Touch, Apple disabling Linux support, downloading cover art in iTunes.

Local Singapore newsWorld's largest water pumps being built in the Marina Barrage, what prevents people from being sucked in?

Facebook news – Microsoft buying a pointless chunk, profile gluttony, voting for the Aussie Greens, Elke's rant on registration woes, I use Twitter to pretend I update my profile, CSS customisation would mean death.

Ruben tries to make Mr Kloss proud – Why doesn't everyone use metric, what they teach you in school is pointless, why the whole Product Red scheme is no good, why can't Microsoft even create a spreadsheet app that multiplies properly, why are all men on television fat and stupid?

And the ratholes… – Lava lamp confusion, Lance Armstrong's LiveStrong armbands, eating grapes, failing MadPlayers and tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

Recorded in Singapore. Licence for this track: Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0. Attribution: Ruben Schade.


Weird CNET network links

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CNET News.com

If you read CNET's News.com you may have seen they've added a separate news bar along the top of all their pages that link to their partner networks. In particular they give TechRepublic a lot of coverage, which I guess targets similar people.

Some of the headlines and their corresponding articles though I think have been funny :):

Windows Services That Can Be Disabled
One of the most effective ways to secure a Windows XP workstation is to turn off unnecessary services.

I know an even more effective and bulletproof way to secure a Windows XP workstation… uninstall Windows!

Apple’s new keyboards stink
As you can see, I don’t have much good to say about the new keyboards. Just about everything with them is bad. Apple is putting form over function with the new design and for something as critical as a keyboard, it’s a grave error.

I’ve been using one for two weeks now, and it’s been a real pleasure to use. I don’t know if the reviewers have been throwing dead fish on theirs which would make them stink ;).

Alien Vs. Predator 2 invades FilmSpot
The intergalactic battle continues in a sleepy Colorado town. The Aliens inhabit a small town and the predators arrive to sanitize anything that can come in contact with them.

Argh I can’t stand movies that are lifted from computer games, and the first AVP movie was the worst of the lot!

How to disable 10 annoying Word features
f you’ve gotten more than your share of support calls from users trying to wrestle Word into submission (or pulled out your own hair on a few occasions), this list will help you quickly cut Word down to size.

That's nothing, I know how to disable ALL of Microsoft Word's features… uninstall it and install KOffice or OpenOffice.org!

Vista DRM: wrong, wrong, wrong

Headline is half right. Vista itself is just wrong ;)


My beautiful iBook is working again!

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My beautiful iBook back to life!

In January 2002 my dad bought me an Apple G3 iBook. At the time my fastest desktop (due to an unfortunate mishap!) clocked in at 450MHz so suddenly having a portable 800MHz machine was an absolute dream! I can remember when I first opened the box and saw the styrofoam protecting this beautiful white computer folded up inside.

Despite buying many other systems over the years including a new MacBook Pro and a high powered dual core Athlon X2 desktop, I've always had a soft spot for my iBook. I studied for my two major school certificates in year 10 and 12 on it, I did all my work for my first paid computer jobs on it… I could just go on. For almost five years it was my most reliable, dependable computer.

Then one fateful night I lent it to my mum who promptly left it on a soft padded chair covered in blankets overnight, turned on. Let's just say the next morning I got hundreds of brightly coloured lines across the screen, then a bright flash, then nothing. Given it was over four years out of warranty and just out of reach of the iBook Logic Board Repair Extension Program, I figured I had lost this machine for good.

Until now!

Reading a post by Mark Hoekstra on Geek Technique and given the colourful yet gut-wrenching lines the machine had displayed I realised it was probably a problem with the graphics chip.

The problem is, when certain models of the iBook overheat it can break some of the ball soldering on the graphics chip. The more destructive solution devised by Mark is to do what you would expect to do to a failing chip: set it on fire. You can read about it on his post above.

I took the less dangerous approach of wedging something small between the graphics chip and the outer case suggested by people who posted comments on Mark's post. Instead of business cards or sheets of plastic though I bought a sheet of tiny non-slip furniture feet and affixed them to the underside of the inner metal case of the iBook, right above problematic graphics chip, then closed up the case again.

Non-slip furniture feet on case over graphics chip

As unlikely a solution as you would expect, after doing that I turned the iBook on and success! Instantly I was transported back in time to my September 2006 desktop!

My beautiful iBook back to life!

The first thing I did after turning it on was to turn it off and run down to Funan Centre to buy a metal cooling pad with fans. I chose a Cooler Master Notepal so it would match the widescreen version I have for my MacBook Pro sitting next to it. A solid half hour of software updates and a Twitterrific installation later and it was ready to go!

My beautiful iBook back to life!

Isn't it nice to have a family reunion? :)


Review of Cranky Geeks 081

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Cranky Geeks

Cranky Geeks is one of the best video podcasts I watch… probably because it's one of the only video podcasts I watch. No but seriously it's a fantastic show, I encourage you to check it out especially if you enjoy lighthearted and cranky discussion of tech trends and the well-deserved ridiculing of stupid news stories.

This was my review Episode 081 dated the 11th of September 2007.

Of all the episodes of Cranky Geeks I've watched (and that includes all of them) this would definitely be up there as one of the crankiest of them all. Not to mention the fact they mentioned Singapore twice and Malaysia three times!

Sebastian on Cranky Geeks 081

First off Sebastian was really sharp again this episode. In the whole AMD Barcelona (or Bencoolen or Breatstick or whatever the chip is called) debacle he made the point that even though clock-speeds are less relevent now that they've ever been when compared to the efficiency of said chips, it's still an important consideration. I don't agree with the Crank-o-metre ratings, I think he's been right on the ball the last few episodes.

Marc Canter on Cranky Geeks 081

I'm afraid I had mixed feelings about Marc Canter's appearance. I first became aware of him after learning about his Ourmedia free media sharing site he set up with J.D. Lasica. Listening to him at the time I thought he was a very interesting person, so when I saw his name on the guest list for this Cranky Geeks I was excited. While watching it it was obvious he also had the best coloured shirt.

By the end of the episode though I was a bit tired of him. I'm certainly one of the last people he needs to convince with regards to his political views (I feel we're about the same on the flawed left-right spectrum analogy) but the way he brought it up during a discussion about net neutrality didn't have much tact, or for that matter relevence. Had he stayed just on the topic being discussed and delivered a few smart barbs against the people in question I think it could have made far more of an impact without bogging down the whole panel into a discussion about Republicans in American politics, which isn't what the show is about. With those points he would be a great guest to have on a Cranky Washington show, but not Cranky Geeks.

Patrick on Cranky Geeks 081

Despite the fact I really couldn't care less about Revision3 it was a real pleasure to have Patrick Norton and his awesome set-destroying coffee thermos on, he always brings good points and material to the table. Despite my agreeing with Sebastian on the processor debate, I do agree with what he said regarding efficiency: if a much slower CPU can do the same amount of work with far less power and at a lower clock-speed that's definitely a good thing. Plus, I couldn't argue with someone wearing such a swish hat you see.

John on Cranky Geeks 081

This episode had the best introduction to a show I've seen yet, John looked as though he was on a totally different planet for a second! I loved the shots of him looking at his hands with his head down when the political discussion started getting intense, as if to say "I'm not here".

As I said above, it was interesting that Singapore and Malaysia got such coverage this episode. Being an Aussie (sorry John, an Australian!) who has lived in the former for over 10 years and the latter for 2 it was great to hear such heavyweights in the American technology scene talk about my region of the world, even if it was about the taking over of American telcos or piracy! The corridor that Marc was talking about was the "Multimedia Supercorridor" that the former Prime Minister Mahatir introduced to try to get the more economically properous areas of the country in the Klang Valley (Kuala Lumpur, Putrajaya, Cyberjaya) digitally connected, but as of 2007 most of the goals still haven't been met. All you have to do is type TMNet or StreamyX into Google to see how people love the only DSL provider in the country.

The Cranky Geeks 081 panel

To me the biggest story they talked about was the whole issue of Botnets. I have to disagree with the panel's general consensus that people who use computers are on the whole stupid, I just think that many people use computers as tools, just as they do their cars for example. Just because you use a computer doesn't mean you're also automaitcally aware of how to maintain one, just as people who own cars aren't automatically mechanics. Therefore just with cars I've always thought you should have to get a licence to use the internet. Nothing overly difficult, just basic training on how to spot fraudulent sites, block viruses and whatnot.

Very interesting episode. I'd love to see Marc Canter again, provided he left his political macho at the door next time. Dvorak dot org slash blog.