#Anime Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

Anime

The Haruhi movie poster

While we're on the subject of Haruhi, I can't wait to see the movie with English subtitles when it becomes available! From the poster though I have a couple of observation questions, or questionable observations. Wait, that first one was phrased better.

  1. Was Haruhi a zettai ryouiki goddess before? I forget.
  2. Since when did Mikuru wear Yui-ness?
  3. Since when does Kyon smile?

KyoAni had some ridiculously high expectations to meet when they released the second season of the blockbuster anime that was so friggen huge in 2006, and not only did they completely miss the target they started digging into a black hole void where no light or energy could escape or be released. Well to tell the truth I didn't think the Endless Eight was as bad as the press and blogging community made it out to be, but it was a missed opportunity. Here's hoping the movie delivers.


Links for 2010-02-08

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Links shared from del.icio.us today:

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It’s started on CNET…

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CNET advertising for a Britney Spears Top 10

And here I was worrying that CNET's standards would slip when CBS bought them out. Glad to see my fears were unfounded, groundless and unwarranted. Hey, I didn't even need to use a thesaurus for that one.


#Anime Haruhi scares me, and Mikuru on Xanax

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Poor Mikuru!

As I was walking through Borders in Wheelock Place last night taking a break from scanning (topic for a future post no doubt) and checking my tweets on my iTelephone (that just sounds wrong for some reason) @Jlist made a remark about Haruhi.

Man, if Haruhi really existed she would totally need to be on meds. #anime

Quizás, quizás, quizás! Of course I read that as I was walking past the manga section and saw Haruhi staring at me from a shelf with a sinister smile. I take that to be a sign that the latest universe she created has her trapped in paper form and scaring the crap out of timid white boys late at night, and I expect she's getting a royal kick out of it!

But I digress. I commented on The Twitters that if Haruhi is on the mad pills, Mikuru must be on Xanax! :D

Alprazolam, also known under the trade [name] Xanax is a short-acting drug of the benzodiazepine class. It is primarily used to treat moderate to severe anxiety disorders and panic attacks.

Though I suppose if Mikuru was on Xanax she wouldn't be able to do as effective a Mikuru Beam and she wouldn't be as jittery and moe, so she's probably under contract from producers not to take any. Just taking a stab in the dark here.

For me anxiety is best alleviated with hugs. My mum gave the best hugs, of course :(. Any volunteers?


Canberra is a city a city a city on Wikipedia

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Me in front of Parliament house in Canberra!

I know I just poked fun at Wikipedia for its unnecessary verboseness and repetition, but like the hypocrite I am I'm going to poke fun at repetition by performing a repetition of blog post topics. Here are the first three paragraphs of the Canberra article on Wikipedia:

Canberra is the capital CITY of Australia. With a population of over 345,000, it is Australia’s largest inland CITY and the eighth largest Australian CITY overall. The CITY is located at the northern end of the Australian Capital Territory, 280 km (170 mi) south-west of Sydney, and 660 km (410 mi) north-east of Melbourne.

The site of Canberra was selected for the location of the nation’s capital in 1908 as a compromise between rivals Sydney and Melbourne, Australia’s two largest CITIES. It is unusual among Australian CITIES, being an entirely planned CITY. Following an international contest for the CITY’s design, a design by the Chicago architects Walter Burley Griffin and Marion Mahony Griffin was selected and construction commenced in 1913.

The CITY’s design was heavily influenced by the garden CITY movement and incorporates significant areas of natural vegetation that have earned Canberra the title “bush capital”. Although the growth and development of Canberra were hindered by the World Wars and the Great Depression, it emerged as a thriving CITY after World War II.

That's right, the word city (or cities) is used eleven times, often several times in the same sentence. And it's got Featured Article status! Don't get me wrong, I use Wikipedia daily and love it, but I've long had trouble with some of their editors. Some of my contributions have been revoked (and in some cases mocked with insulting comments), and yet an article as poorly worded as this gets Featured Article status? Not that I'm bitter or anything.

That reminds me, I need to go into the CITY today by taking the CITY train to the CITY so I can get to the CITY to buy stuff I can only get in the CITY while in the CITY! Wonder if I'll have time to go to CITY Wok?


Install Flash? Why?

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Prompt asking me to install Flash

With all this furore about the iPad not having Flash, I thought I'd share this screenshot. Yes Adobe, I would have begrudgingly installed your Flash drug in the past because I felt as though I "needed" it, but having been forced to give it up when I moved most of my machines to FreeBSD (which you don't support) I was forced to get clean and as a consequence I no longer use it even on platforms you do support!

Friends, don't let friends use Flash.


Jonathan Schwartz leaves Sun, fanboy response

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Jonathan Schwartz's weblog at Sun Microsystems

It's official, Jonathan Schwartz is no longer an employee of Sun Microsystems, now a subsidiary of Oracle Inc. Fortunately for us in his goodbye blog post he's said his blog will be transferred to a new address and maintained, and he's even jumped on Twitter again.

Today’s my last day at Sun. I’ll miss it. Seems only fitting to end on a #haiku. Financial crisis/Stalled too many customers/CEO no more

If you've been a reader of my blog for a while you'd know how much I admire Schwartz, one could say to an unhealthy extent. A quick paroozle of the Jonathan Schwartz tag here proves this, and this unabashed brown-nosing post from early 2009 would serve to remove all further doubt!

Sun might not have shot through all expectations and taken over the world during his tenure as CEO, but his down to earth friendlyness was refreshing, and I loved reading his official blog.

Okay, the real reason!

Steve Jobs may be a genius, but Jonathan would still be my first choice for hanging out at a coffee shop if I had the chance. For a period of time I even tried to grow a Schwartz ponytail but failed miserably. There's something about a CEO of a major corporation that can look classy with a ponytail that's just too awesome for words.

Anyway I wish Jonathan all the best in his future efforts, and I'm excited to see where he goes from here. Who knows, I might still get to have coffee with him one day… coming to Singapore or Canberra any time soon Jon? :)


CNET email marketing #fail

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SWEEPSTAKES OPEN TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF ONE OF THE 50 UNITED STATES OR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AT LEAST 18 YEARS OR AGE OF MAJORITY IN STATE OF RESIDENCE AND OLDER ON DATE OF ENTRY. […]

Dear CNET, I provided my location in my account profile with you, please don't send me spam that doesn't even relate to me. Sincerely, Ruben in Singapore and Australia.

This sort of thing happens to me all the time, and not just from CNET. How hard would it be to check a user's provided country before sending them offers and competitions they're not eligible for? One or two extra lines of code?


American mortgages, Chinese currency

Thoughts

I know these two quick observations are oversimplifications of broader, more complex issues, but I'm going to observe anyway. Have you ever noticed oversimplification is a less simple word than simplification?

American mortgages

I'm by no means the first person to point this out, but I just feel compelled to here anyway. Instead of giving money to the banks to bail them out as a result of bad debts, why didn't the United States government give the money to homeowners instead to pay their mortgages? The banks would have got their money and homeowners would still be in their homes while the government works out what to do next. It wouldn't have solved the problem of land values, but then again writing the banks a giant cheque didn't either.

Chinese currency

Barack Obama has pledged to put pressure on the PRC to stop messing around with their currency, to use the correct economic terms. With such a breathtaking deficit and the Chinese willing to buy American government bonds with the effect of lowering the value of their currency against the dollar so their exports are more competitive, how will Obama do this at all? He has nothing to stand on.

Grilled cheese sandwiches

Taste better with gherkin and a bit of cracked pepper.


#Anime Omamori Himari first impressions

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Much like science fiction and inexplicably awesome random shows like this, I tend not to watch an anime just because its in the latest season lineup. Personally I prefer word of mouth recommendations, or in the case of Omamori Himari (translated as Protective Charm Himari) if I see a hilariously bad motivational poster.

If you couldn't be bothered clicking the link above, the motivational poster reads: "Think Shakugan no Shana, except the female lead has boobs, and manners, the exact opposite of Shana!" Having spent many evenings a few years ago watching Shana I thought I had to check Omamori Himari out, if only to see if the broad generalisation was accurate. In short… well yes it pretty much is! But in the case of the former of the two observations, I wouldn't hold it against it, at least not yet.

Antihero sounds like a warp core fuel

Having just watched episode numero uno, it seems to be about an antihero Amakawa Yūto who's protected through family lineage by a sword wielding, kick arse, gravity defying samurai assassin spirit in the form of Himari who's about as far away from Shana's tsundereness as… someone with all the sweetness and none of the tsundereness.

In another departure from the tsundereness of HRH Shana, it seemed Himari needed to put little to no effort at all into drawing the affections of Yūto, which of course means lots of sitting at the table next to him and appearing in his bed to make a point about his talisman… and no before you ask, that's not a euphemism for something else. I'm shocked and appalled.

Of course things can't be that easy, here comes the triangle: he already has the attention of someone else in the form of Kuzaki Rinko who isn't too pleased about this newly found kick arse samurai who's ready to defend Yūto against possessed daemon friends, can't imagine why. For some reason she reminded me of Kaede from Shuffle, right down to the inferiority complex and the hair. Wonder if she'll go insane. I like the way I just asked that so matter-of-fact-ly ;)

You may as well, right?

Depending on how much of an otaku you are you may see this as positive or negative (yes, you know what I'm talking about), but it's obvious the writers are of the school of thought that if you can make them big and bouncy you may as well, I mean it costs the same to animate right? The outfits of the characters fit the latest zettai ryouiki consensus of 1337 hawtness (skirts, super long socks), and there are a few… well lets just say "opportune" camera angles and moments to take advantage of it.

That said, when the high octane jumping action fight scenes started I was really loathing the thought of the obsessive fanservice they'd be delivering, but fortunately they restrained themselves, quite admirably I thought. In fact considering the skirt length of the characters you could say they under-delivered.

As for clichés it shares with almost every other anime out there, Yūto has no parents which means he's at home alone, and he has a seat next to the window in class which allows for whimsical looks at the clouds. The sensei hasn't told him off yet though.

Other stuff

I've really been spoilt by two Shaft series recently so the art in Omamori Himari isn't as awesome by definition, but the colours and settings are still really pretty. Himari isn't as cool as Senjoughara from Bakemonogatari, but her attitude and clothes pay homage. I wish I had someone like her leaping into my arms while defending me against evil people ^_^.

As of writing it's up to episode 3 which means I'm catching it as it's starting, which means I'm watching something as it's being released for only the third time in my life; hence the overly verbose introduction.

Will you keep watching you terrible reviewer you?

Provided the fanservice stays below that critical threshold, I think I will. I will if I have time, which thanks to my university (that I'm thinking of switching from) is an increasingly precious commodity. Allegedly an existing manic depressive condition worsened by the premature death of your mum who had cancer for over 12 years isn't real, who'd have thunk it? Not that I'm bitter or anything. I gotta get out of there.

Well I didn't expect to rant on about that, my apologies. Perhaps I need to get Himari to take them down ^_^!