Being sick of stuff

Thoughts

I haven’t written about decluttering stuff for a while. Adrian Chiles nails it:

I’m so sick of stuff. Some of it is stuff I really need or that is at least genuinely nice to have, but a good 70% is useless stuff. Clothes I’ll never wear, books I’ll never read, kitchen utensils I’ll never utilise. Items big and small that presumably felt essential the day I bought them but turned out to be quite the opposite. I suppose that as I get older the 70% figure will grow and grow until the morning of the day I shuffle off this mortal coil.

I’ve got to the point now where every new thing I get must displace something else, in addition to being useful or sparking joy (with apologies to Marie Kondo cynics). That’s helped, but it’s not making a dent. I need to rid our space of stuff again.

Anyone need some VGA cables? I have eight.


My science teacher on lateral thinking

Thoughts

My year 7 science teacher Mr Dall’oste was brilliant. He made every topic approachable, fun, and interesting; as all good teachers do. One of his classes I vividly remember turned out to be one of those sneaky life-lesson things.

We’d been told to break out into groups, and create the strongest bridge we could out of a limited set of popsicle sticks. Each bridge would be judged at the end of the lesson by suspending them between two desks, and placing gram weights on their decks. The prize was a small bag of Mars bars, I think.

My group got to work placing a series of popsicle sticks lengthwise, then gluing them together with some X-shaped trusses underneath and on the sides; like a barn door. We connected a few of these sections together with more glue and horizontal sticks. It looked like this from the top:

┌────────────┬────────────┐
├────────────┼────────────┤
├────────────┼────────────┤
├────────────┼────────────┤
├────────────┼────────────┤
└────────────┴────────────┘

Most of the kids in the class made a similar design. Surprising nobody, when the teacher placed each bridge deck between two tables and started adding weights, that middle joint acted like a fulcrum and buckled. Ours held up marginally better on account of the X-shaped trusses. One other group staggered their sticks so there wasn’t a single point of failure, but even it succumbed to splinters. Another group arranged their sticks at a 90-degree angle to ours; it didn’t stand a chance.

Finally he got to the last group, who moved the tables close enough together that they could be bridged by a single popsicle stick. Over howls of consternation at this literal shifting of the goal posts, Mr Dall’oste added weight after weight to this shorter bridge.

Despite being the same design as ours, the lack of a weak, middle joint meant it was able to take the cumulative weight of every other bridge in the class, and then some. I can’t remember if he ran out of those gram weights or not, but when he started stacking textbooks and his coffee mug on top, it was clear who the winner was.

Kids have nothing if not an inate sense of fairness, so eventually Mr Dall’oste went back to the front of the class to justify why he’d permitted such a flagrant disregard of the rules! He explained that this one group had demonstrated lateral thinking. Bridges in the real world don’t span across an entire river or valley by themselves, they’re supported by pylons, or an arch, or tension from cables, or a cantilevered lattice. He argued that by moving the desks closer, that one group had built columns to transfer the weight more effectively, rather than relying on the popsicle sticks themselves which have weak points.

The protests persisted, but like a good lawyer working for an engineering firm he claimed he never mentioned that the desks couldn’t be moved. Either I or one of my group mates tried to justify that he said he wanted us to build a bridge out of popsicle sticks, and that moving the tables integrated them into the design. He claimed the desks were part of our design too, which I couldn’t dispute. He had us beat.

I still think about that today (clearly)! Is what I’m doing the best approach, or have I been permitted leeway (tacitly or otherwise) to adjust the environment? Is there something on the periphery, or in part of the support structure I’m not thinking of? It sounds so obvious, but that train of thought has helped me more in my career than I probably even appreciate. Cheers sir.


Dark mode theme now live

Internet

The devilishly-handsome proprietor of The Geekorium noted on Mastodon that this site you’re reading now has a dark mode theme. If your OS or window manager is set to a dark theme, and you’re reading these words on the site instead of an RSS aggregator, you should be basking in darkness now.

I’ve long had a second, dark theme for the site listed in page headers called “Night Style”, but I think only Opera surfaced the option to switch to it. I see almost no hits to it either, so it’s likely nobody ever knew about it, let alone used it.

I didn’t realise you only needed a CSS media query to implement dark mode it in an existing theme, so I quietly added it a week ago to test. It’s a work in progress and far from perfect yet, but better than nothing.

Curiously, I find dark modes exacerbate my headaches and eye strain, and makes words harder to read. Medical research seems to bear this out, but I think personal preference is just as important. If you’ve indicated with your theme that you prefer dark modes, I’d like to be able to accommodate that.


The M1X MacBook Pros

Hardware

The new MacBook Pros have done away with the touchbar, and have reintroduced HDMI and SDXC slots. This is fantastic news. Ignore the pundits mocking Apple for doing this; they’d have mocked Apple if they’d still only included USB-C in the next version.

The soldered storage and ridiculous screen notch, less so. These machines are designed to be disposable appliances that aren’t user servicable, and it’s hard for me to be excited for that thesedays. I also continue to use the Intel CPU in my current MacBook Pro for work stuff, and am not looking forward to the day when I can’t.

CONJECTURE ZONE! I also can’t shake this deeply unsettling feeling about the security of those M1X CPUs. A lot of disparate, integrated components is only asking for trouble; just look at how chips with far less complexity have held up. Here’s hoping that’s just my linerging anxiety.

Is there one of these machines in my future? For work, probably. But my current 16-inch is fine, just as my 2017 iPhone 8 is. It won’t be anywhere near as performant, but I want a Framework as my next personal machine, if and when they start shipping down here. They’re also not perfect, but at least someone’s giving it a shot.


Hales on Javascript-loaded assets

Internet

Last Sunday I mentioned I was back on the NoScript train again, in part because so much dynamic content on the modern web is frustrating. Hales of Halestrom.net alerted me to something else I wasn’t aware of:

Some sites do actually send you a page, but hide it visually unless JS is enabled. I wrote a small extension that lets me get past this with a key shortcut.

Alas many websites don’t load their images without javascript. Often the img tags look like this:

<img src=“placeholder.png” actual-resource="/bob/cavernousdogs.jpeg" />

The JS literally switches the tags around as you scroll (to lazy load). I need to write an addon that looks for such cases and fixes them for you, so you don’t have to deal with their giant javascript popups just to read their page.

I can see the point of lazy loading, but it sure flies in the face of accessibility.

While I’m talking about Hales, check out his most recent ThinkPad repair job too. I’m in awe of engineers who can understand hardware at that level and bring something back to life like that. For the sake of the planet as much as anything else, we should be encouraging this.


The simplex ambidextrous?

Hardware

I have mad respect for the ambidextrous. Where one hand would do, they trained themselves to be capable wielders of the world with both. Wielders of the world? Sounds like an American comic book reboot, or a bad British tabloid. Was prefacing the latter with “bad” redundant?

I bring it up, because a few months ago a nurse was asking me what my dominant hand was so she could give me a Covid shot in the opposite arm. I instinctively said I was right handed, but it turned out not to be as clear cut as I thought. Owies.

I use both hands, but not interchangeably as an ambidextrous person would. I write (the one to three times a year when I do), move a computer mouse, and use those tiny screwdrivers with my right hand. But for racquet sports, minigolf, and anything that requires strength like opening pickle jars, I have to defer to my left. I also wield a soldering iron and sew with my left, the latter owing to being taught by a left-handed person. I tend to thrust out my left hand first when freestyle swimming too.

Maybe years of using a computer mouse in my right hand has weakened it, or given it RSI, so my body compensates by using my left. All I know is unscrewing the top of my Aeropress this morning with my right hand (having bashed my left arm into a door handle) made me appreciate the situation again.

Ruben? Absentmindedly injuring himself? Say it isn’t so!


Privacy and trust as a luxury good

Hardware

Speaking of ethics in tech, Karl Bode’s latest latest Techdirt article was absolutely brilliant. I hadn’t considered this:

We’ve noted a few times how privacy is slowly but surely becoming a luxury good. Take low-cost cellular phones, for example. They may now be available for dirt cheap, but the devices are among the very first to treat consumer privacy and security as effectively unworthy of consideration at that price point. So at the same time we’re patting ourselves on the back for “bridging the digital divide,” we’re creating a new paradigm whereby privacy and security are something placed out of reach for those who can’t afford it.


Tech firms adjudicating on what’s appropriate

Thoughts

jklaiho hit the nail on the head on MetaFiter:

[A] small number of US-based megacorporations unilaterally deciding what is appropriate for a global audience.

Cue again the official art from the family-friendly anime K-On! that got my Tumblr account auto-moderated as violating their company guidelines. These false positives, and the spectacular failure of the system to block legitimately explicit content made headlines back in the day. Unsurprisingly, the filters and those who implemented them also had no issue with gore (an ethical standard my late mum always thought was “ridiculous”).

A picture of Yui and Mio from K-On that was flagged as explicit by Tumblr.

Most online debates of these issues are perenially stuck in the Technicality Tarpit: how such systems are trained and implemented, whether they leak personal data, the legality of such systems, and so on. It’s to be expected in a room full of nerds, but we also need to talk about:

  • Motives, some of which are reasonable, whole others don’t adequately balance the public good.

  • To what extent we’re comfortable letting functional monopolies dictate morality without oversight or input from the public. Assurances thus far here have done little to assuage my concerns.

It sure bolsters the argument for self-hosting too, if you’re able to.


One step closer to my new FreeBSD tower

Hardware

In late July I blogged about buying a Compaq spaceship computer case. I had an unusual obsession with these towers as a kid, on account of them having a (very!) passing resemlence to rockets if looked at from the right angle. My plan was to build a new personal FreeBSD “sleeper PC” into it, which would also look great sitting next to my beige Pentium 1 tower, and my Commodore 128.

The last piece of the puzzle has been figuring out how to KVM it. I use a 16-inch MacBook Pro for work, which until last week was hooked up to an LG Ultrafine 4K display, a Microsoft split keyboard, a gigabit Ethernet dongle, and a Kensington trackball. Clara’s and my apartment is tiny, so I figured I could use a KVM box to switch between the docked MacBook Pro, and the FreeBSD desktop.

(My motivation was to split more personal stuff off this Mac, and onto my Panasonic ultraportable, and a personal tower. I think part of my anxiety comes from mixing work and home stuff, which I’m trying to disentangle).

The biggest complication here was the LG Ultrafine display. It works great connected to this Mac (albeit with the dreaded light bleed issue on the edges), but it requires macOS to adjust brightness. There are aftermarket hacks to get this working on Windows, but I doubt I’d be using it on FreeBSD or Linux. No matter how I looked at it (hah), non-Macs connected to this thing would be sub-optimal.

After months of indecision, I saw a special on a refurbished Dell S2722QC (gesundheit) 4K panel and pounced last week. It has a lower pixel density than the Ultrafine, but that’s to be expected from the PC world. It’s still surprisingly crisp even running at 2x Retina, and I’m loving that it’s matte! The difference in glare is ridiculous.

I’ve assembled most of the parts, so the next step is drilling the standoffs into the Compaq tower and installing the parts. I only noticed last week that my old GTX 970 is a few centimetres too long to fit into the case, so I might need to sell that for a few bucks and get something smaller. I’ve seen a few low-profile 1060s that don’t go for silly money second-hand, despite the best efforts of crypto-“currency” miners.

I’m also keeping an eye on KVM boxes that work with DisplayPort, assuming they exist. Worst case I can plug the powered USB hub with my peripherals into the tower when I’m not using the laptop, but I’d rather have a nice switch to do it. Let me know if you’ve had experience with anything like that, I’d be keen to hear.


Top Shelf: The Olive Branch White Hommus

Thoughts

As the late, great humourist and poet Ogden Nash once observed: a cow is of the most bovine ilk; one end is moo, and the other is milk. The dip discussed today has neither, but as I’m sure at least one high school English teacher has said, it’s a biting transposition of post-consumerism, irresistibly juxtaposed with the shifting zeitgeist of edible comestibles. As opposed to the inedible ones.

On this first installment of Top Shelf, we dive into a creamy vat of hommus (hummus?), and what is easily the best one I’ve had the pleasure of consuming.

Clara picked me up a small pot of Olive Branch White Hommus with lemon and olive oil from our local fruito, and I haven’t been able to stop raving about it to people. It’s everything I endeavour to be as a person: light, creamy, zesty, and fresh in a way I didn’t think hommus could be. Wait a minute.

A small pot of Olive Branch White Hommus with lemon and olive oil.

I fear my genuine love of this food may appear disingenuous on account of the haughty opening paragraph, and this bizarre mental state in which I find myself inextricably locked as I type this. All I can say, Australians and Kiwis deserve to buy some of this. Buy three or four, we need to support companies who make stuff this good.

Hommus detractors who lament the stodgy consistency and bland taste of regular, mass-produced muck would be well served with this excellent culinary creation. Please give it a try.