Goodbye, and good riddance NotW

Thoughts

According to Twitter folk, James Murdoch announced 01:50 AEST that Sunday's edition of that sordid exploiter of human misery News of the World will be the last.

Provided they had any credibility to start with, News International has lost it, and so potentially has David Cameron; to say nothing of the lives of the innocent victims and their families who were used as pawns. These "journalists" and their managers are beneath contempt, and the only thing that angers me more is they won't get what they deserve.


#Anime Croque-Monsieur Coquettishness?

Anime

Never in a million years would I have reckoned I'd go to JBOX to have a literary adventure… in English?

Browsing-ishness

When time permits, I browse the JBOX site not necessarily for the ultimate purchasing of goods, but merely to ascertain if there's anything cool. Of all the online retailers of Japanese goods, they're the best mob I've dealt with, and Peter Payne is a really nice guy.

Granted Mio is my least favourite character from the series, but in scrolling through the search results for K-On material, the description for one of her figures caught my attention:

Figure maker Alphamax presents this adorable new look at Akiyama Mio from the hit TV anime and manga K-On (Keion). Mio is sporting a blue bikini and looks diagonally with a coquettish pose at the viewer [..]

My first thought when I read that was… how does one look "diagonally?" Is it a form of observational relativity whereby if I tilt my head I cause your eyes to align diagonally to my plane of vision? Judging from her pose I surmised this had more to do with how she was positioning her head relative to her body, not in her eyes specifically, so I figured this warranted no further attention. See what I did there?

Evidently Mio didn't!

The second term that struck me was "coquettish", which given I had yet to sup led me to think of "croque-monsieurs", those delectable French grilled cheese sandwiches. Ironically the best croque-monsieur I've ever had was in Austria. There are large numbers of French speakers in Switzerland, but Austria is overwhelmingly Germanic, though I concede there isn't necessarily a correlation to one's tongue and whether one can cook regional cuisine, despite the critical role said organ plays in the consuming of comestibles. If it were true, I'd be exemplary at cooking… German kangaroo in haggis?

Which reminds me, do you recall when I used to refer to grilled cheese sandwiches constantly here?! Such was the extent of my obsession some of your even submitted recipes and suggestions and used them in your comments! I think Sparx took the cake in 2009… or the sandwich :)

But I digress-ishness

Upon consultation, my media university student sister knew of the term, so I just assumed it was another meme I wasn't cool enough to understand. Using Wiktionary — The Free Dictionary That Anyone Can Edit — to uncover the meaning of the term lead me to this definition:

A croque-monsieur is a hot ham and cheese (typically emmental or gruyère) grilled sandwich. It originated in France as a fast-food snack served in cafés and bars.

Emmental is one of my favourite hard French cheeses! Hey wait a minute, not only was that the incorrect term, it was also derived from Wikipedia and NOT Wiktionary. Let me just say it for you: Ruben, you're not being very coquettish.

coquettish (comparative more coquettish, superlative most coquettish): As a young, flirting girl.

In her capacity as my literary advisor, my sibling claimed that while this definition may have been relevant in the past and spoke to the term's origins, it was insufficient to describe how the term is used online today. She alleges it refers to a girl who only flirts a little, but cutely.

She also claims the word is used heavily in cheesy romance novels, which makes sense given the word's startling resemblance to the culinary dish referred to as croque-monsieur.

Needless to say, this whole escapade has left me feeling rather lacking in literary perspicacity. Oh well, it's always in the last place I look.

Ende-ishness

We end with another picture, this time not necessary with much coquettish-ness (I'm still unsure about that term) but with all of them looking happy. Mio has perhaps the most extreme version of the "New KyoAni face" I've seen in this one!

It's so cold in Australia right now >_<.


Links for 2011-07-07

Internet

Links shared from del.icio.us today:

I did formatting by accident before I found this.
(categories: tips google+ socialnetworking google)

Even the conservative Telegraph on the UK is ragging on David Cameron over the #NOTW scandal. Incredible.
(categories: news politics uk newscorporation corruption journalism)

"I'm not sure why you need to haul your Apple TV around [..], but if you do find yourself moving Apple's set-top box often, you might as well do it in style, right?" Aw yeah :)
(categories: apple appletv hardware)

Both Android and iOS pushing ahead, if you'll pardon the pun. Where's my beloved MeeGo and webOS?
(categories: blackberry android ios iphone)

I didn't know Microsoft bundled Plus! with Windows 95! I loved Plus!, it had those system themes ^_^
(categories: retro abandonware windows95)

Huge SimCity fan since I was a kid, maybe I should check this out!
(categories: software linux simcity lincity games simulators)

Sometimes I worry Dr Dawkins is *too* awesome!
(categories: richarddawkins photos unitedstates)


What does Google know of your interests?

Internet

Screenshot showing Google's Interests settings.

Lobbying exposing ninja Alex Sadleir made a comment on Google+ today demonstrating just how much Google knows about our interests. Curiously, I didn't get anything back.

Approaching the oracle… wait, bad choice of words

From http://www.google.com/ads/preferences/view/ in my Google account, on every machine I've tried it on:

Your categories
You have opted out of Google’s interest-based advertising. No interest categories are associated with your browser.

Your cookie
Google stores the following information in a cookie to associate your ads preferences with the browser you are currently using: id=OPT_OUT

Come again?

Opting out of this stuff sounds like something I'd do, but I don't remember doing it. I'm not sure which of the following reasons caused me to not have any information with them, but throwing them all out there as suggestions.

Finally, it goes without saying that I don't use Google Chrome or Android, though I do use their Google Search app, Google Maps and on occasion YouTube on my iTelephone. Whoops ;).

Most likely these reasons are placebos and are merely evidence of my paranoia; Alex would be the first to point out this doesn't mean Google doesn't know anything about me. One could assume they do gather information, but they just don't make it public.

Either way, I'm impressed that Google at least acknowledges I don't want them following me… as much. Right?


At least they asked

Internet

AboutUs.org email: Want SEO advice in your inbox?

No.

The last time I gave a single word response was to the Cliq in 2009.


Links for 2011-07-06

Internet

Links shared from del.icio.us today:

"I am Psmith," said the old Etonian reverently. "There is a preliminary P before the name. This, however, is silent. Like the tomb. Compare such words as ptarmigan, psalm, and phthisis."
(categories: literature comedy wodehouse)

An artists, non-Disney version of NeoPets? Might need to tell my sister about this!
(categories: internet art cute games)


Not paying attention to Moody’s?

Thoughts

Analysts at Westpac noted on Wednesday that the US dollar erased its overnight gains in Asia as the market shrugged off Moody’s downgrade of Portugal’s credit rating to junk status and the placement of it on the negative watch list. Traders also paid little reaction to Moody’s warning that the banks involved in Greek debt roll over may have to record impairment charges. ~ AFX News

Hardly surprising, if true. Where were these ratings agencies before the global financial crisis? I wish I were the first to make this observation, but I would rate their relevance and predictive performance as "junk".


Finally, a government website that makes sense

Thoughts

Australian Interior Authority

Make an exception for it in NoScript though. It's The Law.

I suddenly have an urge to smoke, too. Free choice is built on addiction, you see.


Google+, Google Plus, that thing

Internet

My Google Plus profile

In the words of one of my friends on the service, I finally "caved" and registered for Google+. If you’re on it, feel free to add me, do a search for Ruben Schade, esq ^_^.

The [potentially] good stuff!

Having used it for a day now, its pretty clear Google has made no secret of its intentions for Google+. I’ve read people making broad, sweeping claims that the service serves a niche between Twitter and Facebook, but it’s clearly targeted at the latter. And that’s a Good Thing™.

The layout is the same as Facebook, the threaded conversations Facebook presumably brought in from their acquisition of FriendFeed are the same, the tabs and even the optional photos along the top are the same. Instead of Facebook’s trademark light blue and grey, Google+ is grey and… grey. It’s streamlined and minimalistic, in much the same way Facebook was when people were leaving the awful mess of MySpace. Remember MySpace?! CANNOT UNSEE.

Along with the familiar interface to entice Facebookers away, the Google team have also gone out of their way to counter Facebooks insidious, intentionally obfuscated privacy settings that have continued to make headlines. People who think these Circles will always ensure their information is safe from leaking to the wrong people are deluded of course, but the interface for adding people to various circles and the explanations of everything in Plain English are a refreshing change.

More importantly, even if Google+ fails (all but the most dyed in the wool fans readily admit history isn’t on Google’s side), I hope this demonstration of how privacy settings should be presented provide the impetus for others to implement similar systems, to take privacy more seriously, and that users themselves will stop being so apathetic and start demanding it. A long shot I realise, but who knows?

As I said, I’ve been using it for a day now and love what they’ve done with the UI. As a Google Reader user, my Buzz stream is presented as a separate tab, though I wonder how long that’ll be the case before its folded into our Google+ profile directly. It certainly seems redundant having two "life streams", but then again Google seems unusually tolerant of such service duplication. Will Google Reader continue to exist in its current form, or will Sharing on the service be replaced with +1?

I’m really exited to see how this all pans out!

Photo of mine of the Pet Shop Boys in Singapore, 2007

The [potentially] bad stuff

If you’ve done nothing wrong, You’ve got nothing to fear;
If you’ve something to hide, You shouldn’t even be here;
You’ve had your chance, Now we’ve got the mandate;
If you’ve changed your mind, I’m afraid it’s too late;
We’re concerned, You’re a threat;
You’re not integral, To the project.
~ Eric Schmidt
~ Pet Shop Boys, Integral

The bad news is, Google+ is run by Google, a company who’s overwhelmingly primary source of revenue is selling our habits to behavioural advertisers, not paying tax on it, and that is regularly compelled to disclose information to American intelligence agencies.

While I acknowledge they’re vastly more ethical and transparent than Facebook, we still must maintain vigilance and follow common sense rules about cloud computing. Don’t use the service for anything private. Withhold certain personal details, and mix in a little BS! Use a profile picture of yourself from your snowy trip to the Czech Republic where your face is obscured enough to render facial recognition algorithms useless!

As I say now, don’t be used as a cloud tool, use it as a tool!

ECMA-GoogleScript

The reason why I abstained from Google+ initially is that Google’s launching and failing of social network after social network has become a running joke, and that I was less than enthusiastic about starting over for a fifth time. Many of the arguments being used to justify its existence and why it’s "different from all their previous services" are what people said… about their previous services. Make no mistake, so far the script has been exactly the same.

Facebook needs some serious comeuppance, and Google is one of the few companies with enough clout, name recognition and cool to take them on. Provided they commit to transparency, Google does have the potential to take the high road against Facebook and be a force for good again.


My dream about Nicolas Sarkozy

Media

Nicolas Sarkozy at the World Economic Forum

It seems even my subconscious is thinking about copyright law and digital rights! Is that a good thing or not?

(Photo from the World Economic Forum Flickr account)

Allow me to tell you a story…

We have family friends in Paris, and in the two times we've been lucky enough to go to Europe, we've stayed with them. They live alongside one of the Paris Métro lines and down the road from a really great bakery and cake shop. Granted, other than Munich and Vienna I don't think there's anywhere that has as many amazing bakeries and cake shops per square kilometre than Paris, so statistically we were bound to run into one eventually, but I digress. Imbécile!

In my dream, we had left our friends' apartment and were making out way down the street. My old man had taken the Métro into town, and my mother and I were strolling to get some sachertorte. Why we would be eating that in France I have no idea, but it made sense in my dream.

Anyway, I had left her at our table and proceeded inside to order some of the aforementioned gâteau. No wait, sachertorte. Who should be standing in the line in front of me… but a person I didn't recognise. Ahead of him though was Nicolas Sarkozy!

Cold Paris afternoon

I always spell Nicolas with a "ch"

Presumably nobody else in the shop recognised him, or perhaps he was a regular, but either way nobody took any real notice of him. I placed my order, and as I walked past his table I smiled and said "Bonjour Monsieur" in my fractured French accent. To my surprise, he looked up, smiled and said "Bonjour" back!

I glanced down at his table and noticed he had a laptop. I winked and said you'd better be careful someone doesn't hijack your personal WiFi hotspot or that the malware on your system isn't downloading stuff behind your back sir, three times and you'll be banned from having the net at all!"

His smile turned to one of cartoon horror, and he exclaimed "what do you mean, they can do that!?"

Logo of the French Republic

At some point I had sat down at his table, and in a way I'm sure was perfectly heterosexual, I had placed my hand on his and was patting it. "Don't worry sir" I said reassuringly, "I'm sure you'll be able to cope with the fact its almost completely unenforceable, will do nothing to curb piracy, will ensnare lots of innocent people".

Allegedly these words had done little to comfort him as he gazed back at his laptop, which from the look on his face could have very well been a crazed man brandishing a loaded gun.

"Your beloved French Republic was founded on the basis of liberty, equality and fraternity… I'm sure you took these all into account when those foreign media companies told you to do…"

Then, back in Sydney, our neighbour started one of his power tools and I was rudely awakened.