Clipmark: Some of my favourite Slashdot sigs

Thoughts

Clipmarked from Slashdot:

"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." — Albert Einstein

A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a

You are using English. Please learn the difference between loose and lose; they’re, there, and their; your and you’re.

If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.

To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.

If free will means obeying my orders without question, then yes.

Lose/Find, Loose/Tight

Slashdot has the the worst form of moderation system, except all the others that have been tried.

There’s no place I could be, since I’ve found Serenity…

Carrot!

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Slashdot: Putting the ‘passive’ in passive-aggressive since 1997!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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