Rubenerd: Andy The Code Kaufman Geass Quiz Kaufman

The Andy Kaufman, the self professed living comedian who supposedly faked his death sometime between 1912 and 2041 has a series of questions on his website, surprisingly titled AndyKaufmanLives.com.

It took me less than 5 minutes to finish it with what I 110% guarantee are all the SUPERIOR as well as CORRECT answers that were all figured out after months of laborious research. Now it's just a matter of claiming my prize. Prize is spelt with a "z" right? To help me explain the salience in my answers (salience?), I'm going to employ some folks from Code Geass. The people from Clannad were getting fed up with my ramblings.

ASIDE:I believe it’s related to Santa Clause, Christ and grilled cheese sandwiches as part of a mission to expose covered briefcases that walk away from 70s era bubble walls. Slovakia is on the damned moon people, wake up from your coffee and smell the astroturf! It’s not hard to glance, pretend, expose or sauté mushrooms, all you need is a beginning, a middle and an end-faced bromide concentrate that doesn’t exist, but wishes it did. Damn it wishes it did. Like Baked Alberta. Wait, that was the wrong state.

I could be wrong though, I mean, there’s a first time for everything right?

Man on the Moon

WE WANT THE TRUTH, BAG THE TRUTH MY FATHER SAID, LOADED
He’s very creative, yes I am the babish bagman team oarswomen
Do impressions maybe some bean macaroni
He plans these things he takes over and helps absorb
Mr. Kaufman gets his own naughty Sabbath

Andy Kaufman Revealed

THE DEPTH OF THE CONSPIRACY WAS WITH WAG MACE
I said I was going to look for a walker but ran oat to the bowls
To Andy everything was theater and this was just more rock posture
It was Wednesday May 16 1984 and I had grey hose
Work them up get them angry stomping their feet ablaze, less faceless

Abel Raises Cain

SHORTLY AFTER HAM MADNESS, MY FABRIC DIED OF A HEART ATTACK
Taste it and say that’s Kapsiki not babka
Because this idea was so absurd at the time it sparked an Icelandic Ianthina
At this time I think we shoold talk about cannabis-resin
Traffic had come to a halt because a bull and a cow with heptic sap

The Book of Illusions

SUCH A BRILLIANT BOOK MR. ZIMMER YOU HAVE THE ROBOT TO KISS THE RAIL SMILE
Oh martin Claire says don’t be Calippic
I woold like to meet Hector Mann but how can I be sure he is alive to the baba
After those first hectic minutes there was a sabayon of cake
There is an irrefutable logic to Claire’s statement: Maglip kills his falafel

Bubba Ho-Tep

MR. KENNEDY ASK NOT WHAT YOUR ROAD HACK CAN DO FAN
It’s time for that laelia toast abbey
Big damn bugs alright the size of my fist the size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich man what do I care?
Well well well if it isn’t my favorite pachisi hat, and you!
What kind of life he had you know his kids his gaddingly hip losers

Lost in the Funhouse

WITH THE HELP OF MARTY KLEIN AND THE TALE OF OATEN ABACUS
George Shapiro and Howard West had sold him to the aberrant baked-potato cabaret
George quickly started selling Foreign Man with nagging sausage
Tony Clifton was his name although nobody in New York km/h or hPa
The movie was shot at Sambo’s and there was no Saigon

Eddie and the Cruisers

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD THE TAPES DOC TWO MA JAWS TWO MA
I want something great I want something nobody’s else does bakery
In the morning they told me Eddie was gone they hadn’t found his ball
When you’re hot you’re hot where you been hiding yourself with Moe
Can I help you guys yeah tell Tony Eddie and the cruisers ass hats

The Rampler #23 through #30

(FROM #23) WHO’S ANDY KAUFMAN A LOT OF TRIP WIRES JUST HAVE NO IDEA
(FROM #24) So you don’t think we’re in some kind of a tabour shoe
(FROM #25) What is this thing called I always see this stupid thing in tacky shells patterns
(FROM #26) The chance that it’s the real andy kaufman is pachinko kool or law
(FROM #27) People just naturally walk at different speeds so they are not like really next to Y2K

Thank you everyone. Questions, comments and suggestions are welcome and will be answered in the reverse order received, so make sure you collate your questions, comments and suggestions in advance so you all know who should post in what order.