I have James Woods!

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James Woods with Peter Griffin

Someone to care for, To be there for;
I have James Woods!

Someone to do for, Mortal through for;
You have James Woods!

Someone to share, Joy and despair with;
Whichever betides you;
Life becomes a chore, Unless you’re living for…

Someone to tend to, Be a friend to;
I have James Woods!

Someone to strive for, Do or die for;
You have James Woods!

It’s true, We two,
Have a likewise point of view;

‘Coz James Woods has you,
And I have James Woods… too!

If you've had your fill of James Woods, may I suggest you build a barbecue pit instead.

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