Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

Gmail's spam filters have really been sliding over the last year. I never used to get any spam at all in the inbox folders, now I get half a dozen a day. Take this hilarious message I got this morning:

hayyyyy

I havent been introduced to yous but we know a person in comon who handed me your emaile since I just got to city. They informed me youd be down in hooking up with a gorgeous slap of boooty like mine haha. Neways I will not ever get on my email so don’t want to meetup i shall pass you my pics and show i’m as hot as i claim. msg me up on my Yahoo messenger.

so yes just send me a msg to Y! Messenger: NEWGWENNSN

Do not write back to this emaile since i don’t check it. google Yahoo messenger if you dont have it to download it

Later

Sorry darling, I don't swing that way ;-). Obviously our alleged third party didn't tell you that abbreviated txt speak pisses me off. I'm intrigued as to how you managed to spell "email" as "emaile" though, I can honestly say I've never seen it written like that.