**Update 2020:* This post originally had a Family Guy screenshot with Peter asking Joe, in his wheelchair, what his handicap was. Family Guy was supposed to be intentionally provocative and self-aware, but I admit now it was in poor taste. I can do better, and I apologise.
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Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.