**Update 2020:* This post originally had a Family Guy screenshot with Peter asking Joe, in his wheelchair, what his handicap was. Family Guy was supposed to be intentionally provocative and self-aware, but I admit now it was in poor taste. I can do better, and I apologise.
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Ruben Schade is a technical writer and IaaS engineer in Sydney, Australia who refers to himself in the third person in bios. Wait, not BIOS… my brain should be EFI by now.