So its April Fools Day. I was wondering how I could top my previous years when I gave glowing reviews for Windows 7 and how Whole Wheat Radio had become a commercial enterprise, but I'm taking a different tack this year.

I will not be making any April Fools jokes on Twitter, nor reading Wikipedia's April Fools page, and I certainly won't be creating an April Fools blog post. April Fools blog posts are responsible for a shocking decline in productivity and decency this time each year, and I will not afford this nonsensical drivel any of my time here whatsoever.