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Marty Smith writes the Mouthing Off column in the Adelaide Advertiser every weekday, it's one of my favourite parts of the paper. On Thursday he had some beauties:

• Question: what came first, the ant or the picnic?
• “Just Divorced” – Car window sign
• “You know that horses are smarter than people. You’ve never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.” – American actor and humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)

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