Fornicate like a macho!
Enlarge your male dignity!
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Clearly you have a differing view on the subject of dignity than I do, spammer person. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm off to a coffee shop while wearing this shirt.
I didn't say I had any dignity, just that they're idea of it is different to my own. Grilled cheese sandwiches and whatnot.