A Green Hummer. I take that to mean just the colour!

Just got another newsletter from Apple talking about some of the features of their MacBook Air notebook computer:

The advantages of a solid-state drive. With no moving parts, solid-state drives enhance durability and use less power. And now with MacBook Air, this 128GB option is more affordable than ever. Learn more

Don't get me wrong Apple, I absolutely adore your products and would love to own this device your advertising, but referring to anything about the MacBook Air as "affordable" is like The Governator saying he's helping the environment by using hybrid Hummer… in context it doesn't really mean much!

As a token of apology, I would gladly accept a MacBook Air from Apple. If you work in their PR department, feel free to contact me. Cheers :-)