Impulsive Futurama boots
Professor Farnsworth: I need an heir. The others simply aren’t level headed enough, they’re too impulsive. Not like you, not like old, predictable, dull as dishwater Leela…
Leela: Uh hello… new boots!
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Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.
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