Improving visual appearance with spam

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Hi,

Hope this email finds you well.

Other than a little miffed you sent me unsolicitised messages, I’m practically peachy.

I am [REDACTED], SEO-Consultant.

I went through your website and checked it for a few keywords on Google. Unfortunately, it was not ranking on any of those. It was not ranking on any of the search engines as per the keywords pertaining to your domain.

Oh, really? Do tell me more about these keywords, I don’t even know what they are.

As per the trends in your industry – over 80% of people search for your products/services online and buy the same. These rankings also influence other channels of sales as well.

It is simple math’s—the more people who come to your website, the more potential customers you attract. Don’t wait another moment to drive more traffic, increase sales, and improve your visual appearance.

I sell things here?

ü If you are willing to have more business online and more Return on Investment (ROI) we are just an Email /Phone away.

ü We can increase the number of visitors to your website, and get you on the top searches of all the search engines.

ü Affordable way to market website and get online business.

ü I shall look forward to hear from you soon.

I’d be happy to send you our package, pricing and past work details, if you’d like to assess our work.

Feel free to discuss any other any queries.

Best Regards,
[REDACTED]

SEO-Consultant

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