Homer Simpson and the FBI
Agent: Agent Johnson, FBI.
Homer: Very happy to meet you…
Agent: [Because of your tax evasion,] you’re gonna work for us.
Homer: Okay, but can you pay under the table? I got a little tax problem…
Author bio
Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.