Rubenerd

Friday fanmail! Each and every Friday, except when I don’t, I post some of the fanmail I receive from my fans of the blog, so we may all share in their enthusiasm. Today is some fairly generic SEO spam:

Hello.

Greenthings.

I noticed that your website isn’t ranking as well as it should be for certain keywords in your industry.

Oh no! How will Rubenerd Industries rectify this?

Id like to take the time to talk to you about the keywords your successful competitors are using and how we can get you the same results.

I wonder who my competitors are?

Please let me know if you are interested so I can send you a proposal.

Thanks Mary White

I tell you what, if you’re reading my site, you must see this blog post. In which case, I’m letting you know I’m interested here (^_~).

Let’s see if we ever hear back.