Food for Male Cats
From television advertisement:
“Now there’s an easy way to look after your cat’s teeth, all you have to do is feed him!”
What, I can't have a female cat? Ah wait as I typed that I figured it out ;).
Author bio
Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.