Asuna on Spam
Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam. For all the spam he has picked apart, visit the spam category… sounds like a Monty Python routine.

Greetings!!!

A Genuine Univers1ty Degree 1n 4-6 weeks!

Have you ever thought that the only thing stopipng you from a great job and better pay was a few letters behind you name?
Well now you can get them!

BA BSc MA MSc MBA PhD

Within 4-6 weeks!
No Study Rqeuired!
100% Verifiable!

These are real, genuine degrees that include Bachelors, Masters, MB Aand Doctorate Degrees. They are fully verifiable and certified transcripts are also available.

Just call then umber below.
You?ll thank me later?

The problem with these kinds of messages is not so much the fact that they're obviously fake and a scam, but in the way they're presented. They could net so many more "clients" if, oh I don't know, did a grammer and spell check, maybe make it look a touch more formal… why do they intentionally make their messages look rubbish? :D.

I guess the more unbelievable they are, the less people they're going to draw into their scams, which can only be a good thing! Shows though that the people doing these mass mailings are either pretty thick… or script-kiddyish. Is kiddyish a word?

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