Not sure what's scarier, the fact these messages exist for me to get sent in the first place, or that people who know me (or have at least added me on Facebook) think I'd be receptive to them.

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Jaslyn became a fan of FARMVILLE – FREE ALL IN ONE tractor WITH UNLIMITED GAS! SPECIAL PROMOTIONAL on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too.

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Thanks,
The Facebook Team

I'm willing to accept the irony is so thick I'm just not getting it, like Fred Basset.