Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam.

Military Grade Encryption is Only the Start

At PayPal, we want to increase your security and comfort level with every transaction. From our Buyer and Seller Protection Policies to our Verification and Reputation systems, we’ll help to keep you safe.

That's precious! Military Grade Encryption? If this bulk email is an example of how a business builds awareness of their "Military Grade Encryption" I wonder if government agencies send their encryption information to millions of people through insecure email? Oh boy.

And they're concerned with my comfort levels? Comfort???

These spammers are as stupid as they look.