This is the best spam I’ve received in a while:

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Elizebath is definitely how the reigning monarch’s name is spelled, and an English person would definitely use Center not Centre. I also read the numbers like Lionel Hutz with, extra punctuation?

Speaking of Manchester, here’s a photo of a replica of a Manchester Mini taken by the delightfully-named Parrot of Doom: