DCI Tom Barnaby in Midsomer Murders
As I was going up the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there!
He wasn’t there again today,
I wish, I wish he’d stay away!
Author bio
Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.